Jolene

In the course of my morning web browsing today I somehow found myself at the website for the Family Research Council. I visited their section on television because I often hear how they are always complaining about indecent content on network television. I expected a bitchfest, but I found they don't complain about very much. One article, though, mentioned "a model riding a mechanical bull in an unnatural manner" which led me to wonder, "Just how would one ride a mechanical bull in a natural manner?" When Early Man first encountered mechanical bulls in the wilderness and got up enough nerve to ride one, was there a manner in which one naturally rode.

But then, of course, I remembered Leviticus 13:26, which reads: "And yea, I say verily unto you that thou shalt not ride the mechanical bull in a way that is an abomination to Him, the Lord thy God." So I guess that settles that.

I suppose the model that the FRC got upset about was riding her bull sort of like how Katie Jane Garside rides hers in her video for "Jolene":